My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm to be a father If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I even cut to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six months and still no word, I deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I a fifth of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that guy from drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand now, I'm drowsy And all I was a lousy letter or a call I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you sleep and you scream about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is Look, I'm really flattered you would call daughter that And here's an autograph for brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit us meant to be together? That type of will make me not want us to meet each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I seen this one shit on the news a weeks ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!