My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my phone at the bottom I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground shit you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your man I the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for That's my little brother man, he's six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I have a shitty day, I away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever send ass It's six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that guy from drowning But didn't, then saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't and you dream about it And when you I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to this shit out?
Dear Stan, I to write you sooner but I just been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And here's an for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must of you Don't I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? That of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just need to treat her I hope you get to read this letter, I just it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some shit I this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!