My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a name her I read about Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan I even got the underground that you did with Skam I got a room of your posters and your pictures man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would back, See I'm like you in a way I knew my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what saying in your songs So when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps I'm depressed I even got a of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", This will be the last package I ever your ass It's been six months and still no word, I don't it? I know you got my two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to you But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got issues Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the when you get down some And what's this shit us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really you and your girlfriend need each other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!