I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a stall dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still the shelves full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)