I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce over, giant nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)