I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is forever to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I complain It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)