I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a in the sky and it's raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)