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I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot of one material object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't really go for that any
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with that killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were getting out and
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put down your

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having your bands
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill during the war
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to another band job
He's not gonna let THE KID him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know what's

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them