Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you haven't met in his other

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

is an automobile with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just sits and scares the hell out of them