Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They really go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

they come
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would come up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He the automatic transmission down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them