Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty too, I think you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You a lot of face calling up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna take the car, ha
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've been for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, a car load over there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here the little white cup
that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
Which everyone assumed V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He one foot on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he he's gonna have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still at the corner
He never races
He just sits there and scares the out of them