Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I out here, Peter talks about status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
was a time when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little speaker grill,

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
some people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm over the steering wheel
His right gripped onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having your tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them