We got a wonderful 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it) But first off, we get 2 the band like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh (look at that dog, man, me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out and give us some jokes (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the thing I know [nowadays] The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we would get good U didn't get seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't trust nobody Shut up bald motherfucker Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw that down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
Glam slam granny the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he trust pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then your will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get Harder than the on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an hand Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your is tantalizing And it's got me rubber in my pants But I wanna do u till I spend the time 2 school u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? Aren't u 2 be up there singin'? Where's do u mean "where's prince? " I thought he was gonna 2night Ah, ain't a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play motor scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) That workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that straighten me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can I grip it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' But I only grip necks when a on the b-side of some safe sex That means the I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it just ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the cause 2 much scandal See, things got funny when I my money Why brothers got when pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation that just figure tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I 2 hard 4 this honey dip (honey dip) it, get a grip
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm u, believe me when I say That is just... this is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy a job) {x3} Johnny a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few tone I ain't goin out like that, u what I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really 2 thank u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky fine And rockin' that stupid shit W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try one more time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, on number 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on 1, bring on number 2
Now we out