We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But off, before we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up nice funny young man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? ) (get white ass off the stage!) (I paid 3 dollars man, I see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a wonderful 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! cheers}
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ) (yeah!) (I said slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, this is Yeah, I told u we get good seats U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never trust Shut up bald head Sit, sit down here, go up here and do a song with them, sit down Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, throw shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's what I'm about) U guys got tootsie pops in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 some tootsie pop, mmm, alright
slam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) Give me lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't trust (goldnigga) ('cause we skippy right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) (5 6, suck up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, me what am I suppose 2 do I never had granny look like u Every time I see u, girl, my johnny get than the handle on the rake in my yard Harder than the brownstone on my house If I ever, ever, get u into my mouth (yeah) I'll drink u a 40 in an alcoholic's hand Baby, u understand?
I'm only fantasizing 'cause your love is And it's got me burning in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 love 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u will it 2 me 'cause johnny will make u dance (can we it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up We're gettin'
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, this is have 2 excuse me 4 a second What, u U I'm out
Mind if I ya? u supposed 2 be up there singin'? Where's What do u mean "where's " I thought he was sing 2night Ah, ain't that a Come on, wait, come Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who on the agenda, who drop somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) 2 school (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I think we need a little self (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, your background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u think we j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna me right out That just straight... that just me right out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the house) {x3} N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a goin') {repeat}
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, what u
I would 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks when a brother's on the b-side of safe sex That means the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done Check it like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves 2 much scandal See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? pockets equal fly honeys An equation just don't figure 'cause is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger (so u sayin'? ) U see, I worked 2 4 this honey dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, was great No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... is rap at it's finest Yes, I'm tellin' u, u (who is dude, man? go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) {x3} Johnny needs a jim (yo, let me a couple of those) a few packs tone I ain't goin out like that, u know I'm sayin'? Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the 'lactics? (ain't rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky funky in my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky funky
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're that stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's hard being the best band in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 thank u right now 4 all u And the new power generation would 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) 2 u directly (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your up while u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one time? (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} Bring on number 1, on number 2
Now we out