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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His was phat, full court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned you doin'? Put down that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
the nine in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast real I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down his hair Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me Don't tell me it was Jane you juicin' Sheiit, kick