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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we took him in and put him with the hit squad His house was phat, full court in the in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
bras and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think real quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was rapunzel Down came his hair Titties out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, took off mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of that shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Anita The whole shit, yo, the shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you Well, I was holdin' me tell me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, kick