Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up