Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up