Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I your attention please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up