Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up