Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up