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A teacher sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock we heard the free ride Anyway, the teacher was in stride Sitting a rock that was wide And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to dinner, I would be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was and felt so dignified The teacher was coming to the house she resides So she purified pesticides Called her friends up of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was Soup, steamed vegetables, salad on the side You could smell the in the oven far and wide Natural juices and water Organic fruits brought from the With silver forks and knives placed side by You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You have died
6:59 she's swollen pride As the moment intensified, there's a from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I the bread from outside One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have You're making me bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the couch with the TV She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He still hasn't Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now she's pissed off and her anger multiplied
She cried, then fell asleep Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the mystical teacher who Where could he She ran down by the He was there teaching about pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be there at o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to move I asked for bread and the chicken that was And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the sighed, then replied "This our lesson on false pride"