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A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a that was wide And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a woman And the teacher replied, "Do you your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and so dignified The was coming to the house where she resides So she with pesticides her friends up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they so glorified
She steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You could smell the bread in the far and wide Natural and water purified Organic fruits brought the countryside With silver forks and placed side by side You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You would have
6:59 she's swollen with As the moment intensified, there's a from outside She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I the bread from outside One piece" and she replied "The is coming, he's soon to have arrived You're making me look bad, come on now, aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, not purified Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He hasn't arrived Eight o'clock, she's on the Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's pissed off and her anger
She cried, then asleep dissatisfied Next day she up, and was preoccupied With the mystical teacher who lied Where he hide? She ran by the seaside He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you told me to move I for bread and the chicken that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, then "This concludes our on false pride"