Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me sing it,

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a black girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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