Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just around the mic
I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin'
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just in a small white town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses went up for
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
(Say what?)
And then you're upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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