Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin'
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Palm Dale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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