Wait a man Hey this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was this man right He was feelin' his way down the street a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin' He stopped he took a breath he said Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha You like that man Hey man Ive got a of that shit man Hey tell you what We'll all have a good We'll pull on the And hey, hey if try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey me sing it homeboy
Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like and chong And tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and Feeling high as hell through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will
Well it was sundown in small white town They call it east Palmdale When the walked through the white land Houses up for sale Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs When I met a little named Jan I let her ride in my Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We on the bed on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' I fucked to the left (left) Fucked to the (right) She my dick 'til the shit turned white to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' a zebra I put on my and I was on my way Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I jumped out the window But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four He beat me to the He beat me to the The motherfucker whooped my ass all But I mad at her prejudice dad the best damn pussy I ever had Got a bag of weed and a bottle of I'm gonna fuck bitch just one more time
I met this lady in She had green but damn she looked good I her to my house because she was fine But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan made love with an African I fucked her once, fucked her I ate that like shrimp-fried rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Had a big and big titties too So I in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met this woman Hawaii it in her ass and she said "aiee" Lips was breakfast, was lunch her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky Said fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a I gave her my secret blend of and spices
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need We can go to the park, after Smoke tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our Singin' them dirty rap Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute) And sell tapes from here to Hong
I met Parton in Tennessee Her titties were with Hennessey That country music really drove me But I that ass and said yes miss daisy Met this lady in Put that in a coma Met lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch Met a real black girl down in Carolina Fucked her until she turned into a Albina this hooker in Iowa I her on credit, so I owe her this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I I told ya Met beautiful sexy hoe She ran across the border of Mexico Fine thing said her names Maria I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla I wanna get but I cant afford it I know I'm gonna cry when she get
Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, dark, that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our Singin' them dirty rap Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit) And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Have you ever over a girls house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no I you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to it off and eat the pussy But it her so long to cum Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend And he you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to You talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you his woman So he start on yo' ass Now your all muddy Your all bloody dick was hard but now it's soft You thought you had a girl to rock your Now you gotta go jack off.