Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey I'll you what
We'll all a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in small white
call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She my dick 'til the shit turned white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that just one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine

I met lady from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this woman from
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black girl down in Carolina
Fucked her until she turned a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in
I her on credit, so I owe her
this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls to fuck
But the pussy just no good
I you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he you where you from
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he already mad cause you his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off.