Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a good
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine

I met this from Japan
Never made love an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy like rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met woman from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with punch

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put that in a coma
Met this lady in
I can't wait 'til I fuck that again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said colt 45 and two baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it take her so to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he you where you from
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still go jack off.