Good afternoon and gentlemen And welcome to Pink Airlines, we your flight Is enjoyable and our flight Are here to insure ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray must be in the upright And locked during the take-off and landing All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an compartment Or under the in front of you
Waiting on a 'Cause you're looking for the feeling on top 'Cause you're flying the sky
You wanna have your cake and you eat it too always pointing fingers at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things that we say, we
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Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles the catch 22
If you are in an emergency exit aisle And as though you are unable or unwilling To assist in case of an notify a flight attendant immediately
All electrical equipment, cell phones pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off until the pilot notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking the outside, you're always looking in You you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back again And life like a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you 'cause you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, you're if you do seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue
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Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22
You are in for the of you life
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going 'round in It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
We realize you had many choices and on of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying us We hope you a wonderful stay Wherever your may be
And remember be careful retrieving your items As during the flight they may shifted And might fall on you or your neighborer's And knock you the out
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Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles the catch 22