Good ladies and gentlemen And welcome to Pink Airlines, we your flight Is enjoyable and our attendants Are here to insure your is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray tables must be in the And locked position the take-off and landing All luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or under the in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause looking for the ride You're on top 'Cause you're flying the sky
You have your cake and you wanna eat it too Everybody's always fingers at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always doing all the things that we say, we
Here we go, riding on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going 'round in It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles It's a 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22
If you are seated in an emergency exit And feel as though you are or unwilling To in case of an emergency notify a flight attendant immediately
All equipment, including cell phones 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position the pilot notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking from the outside, you're always in You think you the problem 'til it comes right back again And life seems a trap, you're trying to get out You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mouse
damned if you don't, you're damned if you do You've seen all the signs but you got a clue
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're round in circles a catch 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
You are in for the ride of you
Here we go, we're on a whim Connecting a rendezvous we go, we're jumping off the wings We're 'round in circles a catch 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles the catch 22
We realize you had choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for with us We hope you have a wonderful your destination may be
And be careful when retrieving your items As during the flight they may shifted And might fall on you or neighborer's head And you the fuck out
Here we go, riding on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22