Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business I get in office Second that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in face 'til I smear it in Diss you in lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my first take, nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush against your damn side, your puss and are squished What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a