Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and inch heels to address the court with a bullseye on his His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan results as Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris spine column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in Diss you in every lyric you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three pant Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might just have to picket me a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?