Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and I've gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain scan results as Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build while his peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap will I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and are squished What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I such a