Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Kaepernick practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't escape the Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a cement Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had careers to end
But I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and thighs are What of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I a dick?