Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I look a freaking wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking Like an independent store, something's wrong my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck is ain't