Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to use Society will a great benefit
I walk around a space cadet, place your bets likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with razor Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til you little homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You Insert insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness even a word you stupid fuck is ain't