*Sports Welcome and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck '93 TV is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a crowd in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the of the game
announcer* And now.. please rise for the singing of our national
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish fry in the kitchen don't burn on the grill (that's right) It took a lot of tah-ryin Just to get up that I but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty it's our at bat And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics It ain't wrong with that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the to swing home run that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, an ounce, show me love Hit the club, me and holla what I put my mack down, she throw a ball She owed Milli that herb and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god like a worst race First chase, throw yo' and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke that herb and yo' mind It's time, second base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped base and headed home Third baseman just don't understand baby what the What the fuck wrong, with this world these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap in my seed Now you on yo knees cause we's be in the big league Cause be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm Wheaties now I'm stealin and third and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, people me speedy now Known for the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any Rules I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal ain't my thang If I think with my then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got A sucka in fear, hear the and the cheers From the crowd when I take the mile, let me 'em how Hit the on the ground and make 'em get down
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personalities* Well uhh this next batter on deck He's in high school (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high school out in of St. Louis, Missouri (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Murphey I my name not, not said but screamed I from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell cause my L angle 90 I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum Swear to tell the real, the real to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk straight up motto I could tell you somethin now, you think about it tomorrow I promise, I gets than file cabinets when rappin what what Money, money, money, money happenin I'm up like family members in basements, and I stay bent a milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me And the 'tic is who we with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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