*Sports Welcome and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a crowd in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the
announcer* And now.. please rise for the singing of our anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish don't fry in the don't burn on the grill (that's right) It took a whole lot of Just to get up that I said but now we're up in the BIG My it's our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, it's playa It ain't nuttin wrong that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the first to run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, me love Hit the club, me and holla what I put my mack down, she a curve ball She Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god livin like a race First chase, throw yo' people and yo' Second lesson, that herb and clear yo' mind It's about time, second wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped third base and headed Third baseman just don't baby what the bomb the fuck wrong, with this world today With girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my Now you stays on yo knees we's be in the big league Cause be in the big leauge
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Well you see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now I'm stealin second and and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, people call me now Known for runnin the quickest hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my If I think my dick then put your mouth on my brains I through the atmosphere, what we got here A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the From the when I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and 'em get down
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*Sports Well uhh this next batter on deck He's still in high (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Murphey I want my name not, not but screamed I from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three You can cause my L angle 90 degrees I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum Swear to the real, the whole real to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk up like motto I could tell you somethin now, you think about it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper file cabinets when rappin what what Money, money, money, money happenin I'm comin up family members in basements, and I stay bent Make a milli to play with, buy a you can pay me And the is who we came with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*