Oh I'm back in the full effect / I even hold myself erect / I got nothing that i Wanna say / I'm gonna say it anyway / I know you think that I've lost it, / I know You think that my star is / used to be a contender / now you're just a pretender / Psychic karaoke every weekend / you don't fit those anymore / why don't you take Them to the charity store / while you're there you could always hand yourself in / You're into green issues - start / you hide behind your woman when you're out in Your town / show her up and blame her for holding you down / holding you down, you Down / you're the only one who's holding you down / you're only ever when you're Out of your box / short for... sucker / sucker of... / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, Oh / sucker of... / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / when I got up I had that feeling Again / everything was ok, then the world shaking / now I'm trying to sleep it Away / oh but I can't sleep it away / can you answer question, can you answer it Right: / have you ever done anything good in your life? / have you ever done that Wasn't just for yourself? / are you capable of / are you capable of giving just For the sake of it, without expecting anything in return? / I'm trying to give you What you've to expect / just another song 'bout single mothers and sex / single Mothers and sex, single mothers and sex / just another song 'bout mothers and sex / Ok, you've it before, it's nothing special / but it's a living, can't you see / i'm A / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / I'm a professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / sleep on my darling / sleep on, don't wake as I / I've been rehearsing This scene so long now / don't interrupt me as I do it for / the bedroom floor is Treacherous / a teacup could be disastrous / 'cos it'll mean I would to say / what Was written on the letter I posted yesterday / so that it would get / when I was gone / and you / oh, she'll meet me from the train / and she'll never know a thing / About how I with my mouth full / and only bath once a week / how I'm nicer the first Time you meet me the next / and I'm rapidly losing interest in sex / yeah, i'm Rapidly losing interest in sex / what's the point in it over-emotional? / you can Do it the hard way / or you can be a / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / I'm a Professional / oh, oh / la na na na / oh, oh / sleep on my darling / sleep on my / Sleep on my darling / sleep on my love / on my darling / sleep on my love / sleep on My darling / sleep on my