Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's through his head? (Whoa!) rustling] Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. Settlin' in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv makes back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. Lovin' it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog a dog- Not good. He can me. Shoulda showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' loosin' it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home like a boy. stops barking and walks off] Peeper: doesn't see me. gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the door! She goes to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. fingers. moans] Peeper: She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. not have moaned... Peeper: He toward window. Muscular Man: at this guy. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. Looking at me. Man: a guy in the tree out here. Full of shame. Woman: Are you Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. Man: I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' skull in a lead pipe! Stayin' still. Motionless. Pretending to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. calling. Dreams shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a piece of shit, ya that?! Peeper: Yes I do. Can't myself. pulling up and door opening] Cop: L.A.P.D. Get from the tree buddy. [Squirrel Peeper: Trying the thing again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I said get from there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I they put you im for a long time! You need some serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I know I do... an addiction. Let's go big guy. Come on. Peeper: gonna kill me. Cop: You be doing this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. slamming into cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. sniff fingers. slams and engine revs] Peeper: piss on me. Cop: Yeah, is officer Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If somebody could piss on me, that be great. The peeper, bl-eeper, he's goin off to jail (Whoa!)