L.L. J Serving 'em And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at 9:30 on a morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my on Then I for a brush since I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda so I put on my kicks
Walked to the kitchen and ate cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut breaks hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's
in the shower, it was boiling hot So I there a hour 'cause I like it a lot Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim Then I called up Earl on the
He told me a jam that I could do later on 10 g's plus a Limo for one strong So I said, yeah, I was with it, up and got geared Got a magnifying glass then I brushed my
Rewound some tapes of Def Jam tunes As I waited for this freak to ring my at noon 12 o'clock came, left the crack The walked in a mink on her back
Put her curt on the rack, my [Incomprehensible] on I threw in a tape of the quiet storm We drank Cavern, ate soft mignons She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste tongue?"
My skin got pale, I the tail Did it so hard I shoulda went to She left, Earl came over and we outside Jumped in the BM to bust a
up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel I'm not a on the corner trying to scrape up a meal The girlies want sex, the try to plex But those who flex end up with necks
Signed some autographs for a of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't down Chic" We conversated with the skeezers for 10 more I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes don't know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes Some smile, try to L.L. a hoodlum at times But he don't know my on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the washed up of rap so to hell with the mob Don't run the cops, making suckers jock And I'm only 18 more than your pops
Tormentor of and boyscout boys And I any critic to call it noise at the clock, it said 6:03 Said later to Creator and out with E
Went up to Castle for a chocolate shake Thinking a 100'000 that I'd soon make up the snack, jumped up, out my seat E-Love hit the table and he up a beat
a few lines, stepped out the door Since is a bore I'm in the mood for more We in my ride, I took a peek at the time It was almost and the show was at nine
L.L. Cool J soon stand at a jam thousands of people screaming, "Touch my hand" But I had a hour plus a half for tat I was searching for the who's my perfect match
Her was Renee, her face was okay But she had the kinda body that made Jay wanna I said, "No to rehearse", then I made my approach Said, "You got a team, girl but you need a new coach"
Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce But I'm not here for conversation, I'm to seduce Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel you 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and ain't nursery rhymes"
"And I know that you adore my sure hardcore Check out the real L.L. closed doors So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend it Forget the silk dress you ain't gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away the light five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right Your body is bad and I you got a Caddy we make love you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna Promise you, I'm not wack when I'm in the After that I leave you for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put digits down And the next time I see ya I'm to town" Stepped away from the freak, it was a quarter to When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on
Took a trip around the side, so I could get If you call me a tiger, the stage is my cage I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands Them flaky knuckleheads I up like crust
Walked in my dressing room and then I heard four They said, "L.L., you're running and it's time to rock" Told Cut Creator what the order be Then I said "Lord have mercy" and hands with E Went onstage, I heard the scream And that's the very moment I woke up the dream