L.L. J Serving 'em And as you all I am as hell
Woke up at on a Saturday morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my on Then I for a brush since I don't use the picks And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my
to the kitchen and ate some cornflakes As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's With hardcore, heavyweight, blast of hardcore and Cut Creator's fast
Jumped in the shower, it was hot So I stayed there a 'cause I like it a lot Jumped out, off, put on the Denim cologne I called up Earl on the telephone
He told me 'bout a jam I could do later on 10 g's plus a Limo for one strong So I said, yeah, I was it, hung up and got geared Got a magnifying glass I brushed my beard
Rewound some tapes of Def Jam tunes As I for this freak to ring my bell at noon 12 came, left the door crack The walked in a mink on her back
Put her curt on the rack, threw my on Then I threw in a tape of the quiet We Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste tongue?"
My got pale, I wam-bammed the tail Did it so hard I shoulda to jail She left, Earl came over and we went in the BM to bust a joyride
Went up to A.J. in my fresh wheel I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal The girlies want sex, the fellas try to But those who flex end up with necks
some autographs for a posse of freaks Said, "It's L, baby, I down with Chic" We conversated with the skeezers for 10 more Then I jumped in my and the freaks slammed the door
Due 'cause I'm a gangster people I do crimes They know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at times But he don't my autograph's on his wife's behind
L.L. has iced all the up slobs Vigilante of rap so to with the mob Don't run from the cops, making jock And I'm only 18 making more than your
Tormentor of toys and boys And I dare any critic to it noise Peeped at the clock, it said Said later to Creator and broke out E
Went up to White Castle for a shake 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my E-Love hit the table and he up a beat
Kicked a few lines, stepped out the Since tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for We jumped in my ride, I a peek at the time It was almost 7:30 and the show was at
L.L. Cool J will soon at a jam With thousands of screaming, "Touch my hand" But since I had a plus a half for tat I was for the cutie who's my perfect match
Her name was Renee, her face was But she had the kinda body that made Jay play I said, "No to rehearse", then I made my approach Said, "You got a team, girl but you need a new coach"
Said, "My name's L.L.Cool, if I may But I'm not for conversation, I'm here to seduce Wanna mix it up baby, feel you grind 'Cause it ain't 5th grade and these nursery rhymes"
"And I know that you adore my side hardcore Check out the L.L. behind closed doors So tell your buddies busy, tell your boyfriend beat it Forget the silk dress 'cause you gonna need it"
"Unplug your clock, do away with the After five minutes or you hear me say, that's right body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy When we make you can call me daddy"
"I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, I'm not a toyboy but I still wanna you, I'm not wack when I'm in the sack After I leave you starving for me to come back"
"But in the meantime, put your down And the next time I see ya I'm to town" Stepped from the freak, it was a quarter to nine When I rolled to the jam I saw the on line
a trip around the side, so I could get backstage If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my I rip, stomp and crush, heavy bands rust Them flaky knuckleheads I up like crust
Walked in my dressing and then I heard four knocks They said, "L.L., you're running late and time to rock" Cut Creator what the order would be Then I said "Lord mercy" and slapped hands with E onstage, I heard the girlies scream And that's the moment I woke up from the dream