Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you travel
just one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta find a pilot and pay your
You gotta sail through the sky in words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics it's the way to go
Well, it's safer than your car, you
It's safer than home, safer than your street
About the safes to put your feet
don't lie, but statistics don't die, either

Well, once I heard Bob say
You gotta take a train, the only way
Well, nothin' ever to trains at all
There was one accident he could recall
A crashed into it
People in all directions, then

One day the sky was blue
I boarded a plane and off we
Looked out the window, insurance in my
Just like searching searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just like the last

one of the stewardesses ambled by
And I wasn't afraid to die
She me coffee, pillows and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said there's nothing to about
she flew out the door
Somebody to close right

The plane kept going and higher
I swear both the wings were on fire
So I opened the cockpit
And the was layin' on the floor
With the stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the plane down about a mile or two
She lurched about, I swore I was
My stomach was heavin' it was in a knot
paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air
Must've been a pocket with an awful big in it

Well, at last the was near the end
The airport was comin' the bend
But all my anxious could see
Was a thousand planes in the
They was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at each

to win and brother to brother
The pilot was and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't I was crawlin' up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip didn't do me too much
But I did spend a year on the
They understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the and swallowed it down
Sure tasted good La Guardia dirt should