Uhh, yeah man, hm, oh fuck, yeah I'm not at home, beating my shit to death I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm mad as hell, fuck you
I'm crazy with this razor, this razor I'm crazy With this crazor I'm razy, crazed, I'm crazy (Okay I'm reloaded) Go Jay-Z (Tell them him I'ma for him) Dre's beats Ran in the ladies room naked in a At the banquet and to spank it (Ahh)
Came in the with a tank, fired a blank At the clerk and handcuffed her to the safe and thanked her But I didn't take (Thanks) Every bullet from the same gun from different angles 'Cuz I was pickin' strange to aim from (Man, I bet you 50 bucks you jump out the window, Shady) (Ahh) Pay me
Psych, no way up in the head Shot my girl and my 'cuz I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait) I'm a crazy mothafucka, might me a fed Or I might start a fist fight instead See as far as the go I go loco, see me pumpin' gas at your Sunoco Stuck off the mixed with cocoa turnstyles, then run from po po
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck, son, we up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we Madd is crazy, Slim Shady is (Crazy)
stinks, we don't give a fuck, son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy Madd rapper is crazy, Shady is (Crazy)
Yo, yo, I I'd been aborted My pockets got a Everything I floss I can't afford it I'm tryin' to sell a O', my tryin' to snort it My daughter's babysitter is to be deported I'm mad 'cuz I still in line for clubs
Mad 'cuz my rottweiler shits on the rugs (God dammit, Spike) Feeling crazy now, I just might flip out Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like (Eh, oh Dude, shit's crazy man, ohh, this is incredible, ohh) Fuck that, Slim, keep that for You a white dude and you need some help, word
I got a wife, kids and a gorgeous home would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone? I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and Leave you eight stitches, what I'm gay I hate bitches? Slut don't be to me, I've had it with girls And I'll still be mad at the world, if it apologized to me (Sorry) You're hearing the thoughts of a man About to blow his brains out
Fall with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse Spread out on a blood couch In front of his kids that he just killed in the house I'm sicker Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson In little boys' shoppin' at toy stores Shady said it, Shady meant it, I demented I'll throw a at you, with a baby in it Go ahead, pull the plug, think I won't you I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, don't
Life stinks, we don't a fuck, son, we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we Madd rapper is crazy, Slim is (Crazy)
Life stinks, we give a fuck, son, we crazy Tear up the and do drugs, we crazy Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we Madd is crazy, Slim Shady is (Crazy)