1] Now I the house party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause hear me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, I've been routines and rhymes all night. Like burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on homie that's how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad running things, What's up with your bad breath, onion Well I'm D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make record 'cause the people they want more of this, Consumers be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put your out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava inside the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or but I rock well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, We're out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you should question your Keith. Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving around with feet, Should I have another sip? Nah, it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, a dope dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running from the law the and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is wild and you know that it is, bag schlepping and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.