Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on side I used to the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start hits You Mc, I hate to cap You hit records and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't that rap I keep rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just it right The best rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I every day and I don't sell drugs
I run no gangs, don't shoot no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Oakland But if you keep pushing, just you they see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious break your back the beat so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't rapping 'cause I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I bumped girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't Baby all that dough she gave it all to me I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's But the albums they make never go I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say they call me And they you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out trying to find me She heard about me, I her best friend I she wants to see if I can do it again You to be like me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap like me, you have the dream rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing If could rap like me, they say you're so But when talk about you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you forget, the way I make you feel trip like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but
On the TV screen, in the magazines when interview you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're like you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you even rap You wanna trip? Trip on I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic with a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd better to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, realize weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the of the Too Short funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous Crew from Oakland, Just don't front Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart just like this, it forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say you're Your eyes pop like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it stop And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me make hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be like Brown If I couldn't be me, who I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these hoes and I you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began don't guess, the is Oakland Two, you'd learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, talk down on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too