Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't what If means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any You just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a must be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful Everybody loves to root for a Hit the earth like an asteroid, did but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school with this Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them the motherfuckin' Rock n' Hall of Fame Even though I walk in the and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, me what in the fuck are you thinking? gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You a massacre Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize I do though For good at once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here they come to, Censor you that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP One where I to say I take seven kids from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a warp from 2004 though And I don't know the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows You're like normal, being normal And I bought a new Raygun from the future To come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more than never How to give a motherfuckin' a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I off, they'd be celebrating Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, confuse it not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I don't know what to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But at the accolades the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million above you, ill when I speak in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I to bake them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a fatal if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?