(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but something I can't help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, flying PMS blues
But you we can't help it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a had to write this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall to PMS blues You know kill for less than that PMS You don't want to cross my Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't want to about it, we both could do without it Got those your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS