(Dolly Parton)
Eve you woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even count the friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even know the But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall to Those PMS You know kill for less than that PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these teeth a clenchin', fluid Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS