(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We even know the cause But as as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You want to cross my path a pitbull ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS