Luyện nghe bài hát Numbers

I was in Friday's suckin' on a glass of wine
When in walked a who almost struck me blind
Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and
On a scale of one to ten, I'd her a nine.

Now on my scale ain't no ten's, you know
is about as far as any chick can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me
So for and good judgement, I'd give her a three.

I said, "Hey thing, you look like a possible eight
You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight."
She up and down my perfect frame
And said these words that burned my perfect brain.

She said, well, another one of those men
Kind who grade all women on of one to ten
And, you give me an eight, well, that's a generous to do
Now, let's just see, just how much I you.

She said you comin' on to me with that numbers jive
Your makes me smile, I give it a five
When you walked up I that suit of (yores)
It's last double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.

That must be car parked out on the curb
That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a and a third
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) than five
Except, for your pot belly, I'd give a ten for size.

That wine you're pourin' might be to you
But I'm used to fine champagne, I it a two
hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth
I give it a six, you use some dental work.

But, It's your rooster act that really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a and a half
And there ain't much to add once the subtractin's done
Since there ain't no zeroes, I you a one!.

She walked out, while up and the line
The whole bar was laughin', said' Bare, happened to your nine
says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
She have no class, I barely gave her a two.

Yeah! No matter how good they look at
There's in all of them
why on a scale of ten to one, friend
There no ten.