Luyện nghe bài hát Ninja

What the hell's a
(ninja's a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a old organization
Its are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
not many exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
as a part of
(ninja's of the fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
ninja)
no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will die!

Damn I wish I could be a Samurai
so I could swing a sword and necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl tha halls
n' then I'd jump out n' stab in the balls
I remember these kids from tha playground
everybody'd hang around, we all down
but then we up, n' everybody turned away
n' now they me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it as I got olda'
as I think I a ninja on my folda', Ugh
what I do if I only had a ninja sword
you'd see blood start on tha chalkboard
I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody a jiggle,
first one that do I'll make yer neck wiggle."
wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'
DAMN I wish I be a ninja

(chorus)
I wish I could be a ninja, ninja(X3)
Damn It'd feel ta see people applaudin'(allX2)

After I was done killin' all tha yuppie
all tha poor kids would n' swing from my nuts
and I would walk feelin' like a Samurai
I'd in tha house, and see my momma cry
I's ask why, she'd to my drunkin' pops
he tried ta hit her again, but shit STOPS
I kick him in his throat, you hear his break
I throw a and knock his beard off his face
I him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,
why don'tcha pick it all-up n' it in yer ass."
I him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."
when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks
"Now get tha out my house, neva' come back!"
I throw a star, stick him in his ass-crack(Ahhhh)
I turn to my mudda, "I'm that he hit'cha!"
I wish I could be a ninja

(repeat chorus)

If I be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but
I gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent
I frenchfries for $2.25
Mr. Donny here he's fuckin' 45
but he'd think he "da' shit" he's da' boss
I guess he don't know his life is a loss
I in....about 5 minutes late...
I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade
so, Mr. Donny try n' get up in my face
screamin' at me, sweatin' this place
mad I'm late, he's no betta' than me
just bitch workin' for next ta' free
I thought him out, takin' money, just
n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha
but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis
n' I don't need ta be a ninja

(repeat chorusX7)

Yeah, I'm a ninja, Yeah
FUCK that, I'm a Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha