You I just don't get it year I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, in ridiculous blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all these cheap get rich off 'em and get dollars that been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't sing and garbage this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Root Beer and call "Clowns" cause they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out after they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you run your mouth then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, so now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! Talkin I fabricated my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast and do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
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