You I just don't get it Last year I was This year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see what the big is barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to catchin' a good-ol' Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Root Beer And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out After they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I need help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the alone If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run your Then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)