You I just don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin' Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel twelve gauge of Chris Wallace Pissed off, Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl make me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A of little kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your four-year-old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer Fagot you to and Silent Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fagots the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run your Then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blond mop on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a sixty Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! about I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ah it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)