Lemme you a little story About a man Johnny Tarr He was a drinking son of a preacher at the bar
Lager the tap Or shots of from the shelf He open his throttle And throw back a As quick as the Devil himself, Johnny
And the word got That Tarr was no pretender From Claire to here they'd up the beer When went on a bender
at Dickey Mack's The Rising Sun, or at the He was drinking at seven, by ten to Well, all the would be gone, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's
It was in the morning On a cold and rainy walked into the Castle Bar Looking to get
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off your And set up the I'm this place dry"
Now all the boozers were soon broken hearted When Johnny off six And he was only getting
Guzzling the pints Knockin' em back like He was lookin' to be drinkin' all night Then Nora brought out the brandy, Johnny
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't trust a like me, if I were you Sure I there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true
drank the whole damn bottle Had another or two it made no impression He started a session with Millennium Brew
He was for his pint When his face green Jesus, Johnny down After only
And you could've a pin drop the crowd let out a roar It took five Cork To lift off the floor
The looked him over And said, "Better call the But it's not you're thinkin' It wasn't the this man died of thirst" Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I have an I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's