Hello hello, may I to the E?
This is me, is this the M.D.? Yo P it's kinda early, who's there and Shirley? Is it and Allie, or some other girlie? Well anyway, yo P you I'm lazy Callin me time of hour you must be crazy
Excuse me, but I'm E Double It's a situation and it might cause trouble Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and over
Why P?
Yo, I think Jane is on my
Last night I was all Couldn't watch the boob tube, because my fuse was Picked up the bat phone, to drop a to you Maybe 10:15, or 10:22
was I?
I know, you wasn't there Threw on the Rolex watch and fresh gear I grabbed my key, along with the cash Shifted out the to the local disco
Where'd you go, not to ran down pub
Hell no, I was coolin at a It was night, so I was drinkin Molta a little tango, plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl, standin to me So I slid to her very non-chalantly She was DEF, perfectly fit She was packin, a with the kit I said, "Kitten, how ya miss?" I said, "Hello my is Parrish"
"Hi, my is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What it be?"
"A martini and Rossi, Asi By the way is that your Caadillac Parked outside right to my Monte You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."
POOF! My ego and said it's time to go for it "This place is a drag, your coat and bag We'll have drinks on the house, at my pad." We got to my house we walked the door on "Night and Day" by
Al. B
She grabbed me, me kiss on the lips So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the I got of myself, because I wanted to flirt Took off the G-strings and the V-neck POOF! my ego
Yeah time to do work
I felt the movement below so time to react I went in my utility belt and pulled out a jim hat I bust a move, when it to that But then she it, and grabbed the bozack Started doin' it, she called me the master
You got bigger, better, stronger and faster
At first I laughed, as if it was a But then my heart skipped a beat, and I a stroke I to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E
Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you douchin' With the Anita Baker
Nah more Whitney Houston
the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's "Effect Mode" Stay tuned, to be continued on the next Peace, I'm Audi