I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather that I sucked in the bed Till one night he in and said "We're goin' out back, I my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get head Bust a nut, get rest", the next day my mother said "I don't what the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard won't eat nothin', he's fed He hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that get you upset Go in there, a fuckin' cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go this of course unless you object?" "Aw, go fuck his out if any's left in his head"
If you could count the in my closet my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, a baseball in a slingshot
he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding That got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang And he all up underneath it with the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off 'cept his tank top and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, Shady Dog Man, that gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Don't you know feltch means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get or do the feltchin'? Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're Burp, and go back for a second helpin'
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man, could you me? I want you to feel me like my felt me Fuck a puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you I don't know help me
What the fuck's I think I'm fuckin' meltin' "Marshall, I just you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this one's called Rape' and we're shootin' the jail scene
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, insane
If you could count the skeletons in my my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely it Is he nuts? No, he's