Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How tequila did I drink last night?
It's really guess
I poured them so
I keep them in the glass
But this morning I sure am a

My head is or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I can't recall a single thing I did or
Or the of all these people sleeping in this bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last

How did I get these and bruises all over my body?
I must have fallen down
I believe it had to do with karate
all coming back to me now

I was standing in a bar with King cousin
He must been seven foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
Would you to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?

My mouth is with cotton and my brain is sore
I left last night's dinner on this floor
My is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk
I drank so that my hair got drunk

I see a big old worm about ten feet
purple cows
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I could call us a taxi on the
If I only where we are
I I'm gonna have to drive myself back home
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, tell me how, me how, tell me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last