Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
Slow run
Tender poke police
Precious birthday
Swamp night nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
stone village man (is doing a)
slow runhere comes the policeman:
poke police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
swamp (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't care
It all the time
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
Bitter flesh
Shabby pimple
Evil milky
Me and
dead-eyed hound
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to town
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED Monologue and
by Trey [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a time Far far from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the of this town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in town...
Harpua toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
there lived a young boy all in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his little [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his little and
listen to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
look down next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet every day while he listened to his
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his furry on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I to pet you, my little furry...
that I ...
I love you so that I decided to name you
this name I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why I first got you and
I how much I loved you...
I decided that I'd you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I THAT YOUR NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I THINK NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog from the of the story...
and they at each other...
tension the air...
was going to be a nasty fight...
Harpua saw Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag coiled his body into a arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
Jimmy
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: might that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't a goldfish
How about a goldFISH? I don't...want a
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs lubrication day
There's a dog in the
rotation
As a form of and play
A dog
There's a dog in the
With a bad
a sign of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
need a vacation
As the people rush by dressed in
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!