Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
motion run
Tender police walker
Precious birthday
night bull nail
Walker done
Hot bulldog stood in the sunthen -
village swamp man (is doing a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
night (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
the policeman:
walker done
Me and
We care few-a
It happens all the
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor jack
toothless flesh
Shabby chin-slime
Evil rash
Me and
dead-eyed hound
Oozing dreadlock
We're to your town
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised section (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN Monologue and Dialogues*
Spoken by Trey [with asides by
Once upon a time Far far from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of town
lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound named Harpua.
Harpua the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
walked toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
there lived a young boy all in a suburban neighborhood
and every day sit in his room
and sit on his couch [AND SMOKE POT!]...
he'd sit on his couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and lay back and
he'd look next to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet day while he listened to his stereo
[while sitting on the
he'd pet his furry [thing on the his furry...
And he down and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I you so much that I decided to name you
this name I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
why when I first got you and
I how much I loved you...
I decided that I'd give you the of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the next to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he walking across the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that he'd never to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the dog from the beginning of the story...
and looked at each other...
filled the air...
there was going to be a fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry of saliva fall onto the floor...
Nutbag coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: It's about cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking Poster Nutbag, now would you?
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't a goldfish
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I want...a goldfish
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it needs each day
a dog in the station
Contemplating
As a form of recreation and
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!