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But hey man, I was I know what this like, officers just give me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I know these are so nutty But I'm just to entertain How your shirt is so bloody? There's a person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the that I'm on Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka in the yard But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka in the trunk of my car? Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to it Must go above and beyond, 'cause incumbent upon me Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little Girl, that motherfuckin' twirler that got dumped in the pond murder with no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections it Memory's too fucked to remember, temper Cut my public jugular then stuck him up in a blender Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the snow since the month of November I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches probably just pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what this looks like, Please just me one minute I I can explain I ain't murdered I these words are so nutty But I'm just here to How your shirt is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm certain I was framed
Still on the loose, Spotted me McDonald's Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' your college roommate Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a chase Just from the state pen For [edited] eight who hate men Don't make it no weirder, I'm When I in your basement Under your baby's pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, patient while stayin' complacent Blatant implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in little and poems Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in window But it never occurred to me I could a murder scene In a and be charged with first degree it just happened to match up perfectly With the massacre or the King burglary No, officer, you see...
I was I know what looks like, officers Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't murdered I these words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come your is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed