Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, this is my music and it feels so damn good right now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

I was 17 I was staying in NYC
And my homie told me where I could get a Id
"Aiyo son you better get that shit you in NY"
So I on the subway and I gave it a try
Plesant surprise the Id looked
5'9, blues eyes, born in
Nervous as hell I went to the with my homie
out and yelled "Dawg they sold me a 40"
You know I was the man
Buying the with a fake ass hologram
No more looking for bums, in the rain
Stranded on Broadway and 'em all my change
For the rest of the man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting everyday
Eh, I got a whole new way
Because of a piece of plastic that I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this little piece of plastic and in the club.

Now for the next three I had so much fun
Getting drunk in Hip-Hop where you had to be 21
Then one day I was walking and I saw a
said KRS-One 21 up and live
That's hella
Aiyo I heard he ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and went out to by a
I got up the the door the bouncer checking Id's
Looks at mine and he's "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to reach and grab my shit
But the fucker was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I have reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very

He kept laughing and smilin' and he called me a dumb
And if I would of let myself I have cried in public
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to a Long Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with their bald heads and ten long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your is dumb for having you
You're a bouncer because you have a small dick and as a kid laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you seemed to listen
You look injected with the shit they give to KFC
Get 'em
I don't ya, at all I despise you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I bite you
Every single day you people cry
And job is to go and ruin teenager's lives
Ok I'm going too far bouncers all bad
I'm sure they make great and really strong dads
But hopefully you a lesson from me
take an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said never an MC's fake Id
You be buff and tough, it don't matter to me
'Cause you're to get burned if you step to MCs