Have you ever seen a How an exquisite one? Think Frankenstein's monster Now think fun You're it, good! starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. Then you lend a hand We add our piece Now, what kind of beast have we Let's out!
1: Watsky] I up Sunday to a bloodshot sky overlords goosestep by Shoulda listened we had the juice
to try And Bill the Guy told us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been harder to
survive Since the started to Ban American refugees being a damn part of the
People's Republic of Antarctica A bum me for a bill he could borrow Babbling some shit "there's still a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off the deserts out in Portland Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the sand I promised to myself heart and I'd crawl across this world for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the dead Stop crying, a ride? Hop in my red Porsche Eat something homie, you bony and frail Now why the hell would you take the Oregon Remember in grade school, that stupid computer game? You shoulda better, now there's no one but you to blame Dying of climb to the enemy I'ma take you underground the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of are out there A full of veggies, even garlic they sprout there Leader General Bieber who be running shit down Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we heard noises Children started dancing, even grown joined in Like a hydrant in the Bronx, shot up
in the air But was boiling and as hot as flares
[Verse 3: Ooowee, that a bitch? Nobody it til the first wave hit The started shaking and the sky went red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Justin is dead) No! God damn, one down of people living under the ground Rallied against the clowns, a resistance was They fight for and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the surface teeters Avoiding wild of North American beavers
Creepers and face feeders Fearing the great You're either gonna get eaten or with a pay meter is real shit homie, dog eat dog More robot clown eats man and whole squad on the wall says "there is no god" But there is homemade vodka, and that's cool
[Verse 4: Homemade vodka, pour a shot up then I it I'm the only left who remembers how to distill it It's the popular product in the underground economy So I'm the most person in my underground colony All the leaders they throw shots down In my bar after they fight the robot As of late they've stressed and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are becoming and less We lost the captain of the human Morale is low and a lot of people are starving I'm still how this all happened Is this even real or am I just on The clowns are down I use the word "down" cause they're coming Wait—what's that sound? kinda loud shit! There they are right now!
[Verse 5: Adam Calm down soldier, this is no to be a fink We can beat these clowns, okay, we need to think I've lost ten men this week, I can't sleep
a But the last place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to those useless bastards I'd rather than be boozeless So I put wire slabs on the fences That buy us some time to plan our defenses up the chairs and trash cans off the floor Stack em up on the front door to jam up
the Ain't got grenades but we might be saved I just found fifty diet coke cans and some mints Fill the cans to the brim with the cola the robots break in, toss the mints
in the soda See the won't hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly It'll mess up wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it don't work though, my next plan cannot We the vodka—shot after shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've limit You may killed my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I won't let you us Wait a minute That no robot zombie, man, what the hell is it?! [Verse 6: Rafael Adam! Ahhh! I didn't mean to ya Dude, that's not a robot, it's Iggy Azalea hid up in the bar to learn about who we are Then report back to the captain of the folks my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her with some fuckin She came to sing-rap & us all some undercut fades beats transmittin telepathic autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't think am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am at the seams Forfeiting my dreams of keepin the streets G Only way to outrun it is up on the track Any and get up and meddle
mean it puttin the peddle into it Now we over the tempo and tunin it Never gone let a lesser ruin it, so I'm inducing it em all, I'm undoin it, deuces im dippin Who comin with the I'm out Headed to the dojo, Diggs got pistols in his fro though robots think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme some loko And let me borrow your robe bro, I'm goin postal Bay boys to put this barrel into some fuckin blowholes
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, up cash You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these brainwashed rap chicks are really down to fuck I comb the out the fro and they're sitting on the table And there's two cheesesteaks out in a gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on haters, let's go But you drive cause you already know apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my black ass is sure Enough gonna get And we ain't got the and the tags are expired You know how it is, I am really not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch Grab the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our I've been planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the If we and find a civilization they've got to know who we are First we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some Or some reason, or anything than our indiscriminate hustle Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping all of these monsters know a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll follow our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, homie—we are not stopping for any Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for shit Hold up, there go Nak there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get back Make for ya
fam, friend give you this McShake and the end of
my Hansen Now what the fuck you talking it's the end
of the I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
my I mean the sky is purple, people running on vapors I mean the Tribune gone, I ain't gon read it in the papers Nothing's all that different, been the same for black When apocalyptic breakfast revelation dinners The lights out The water of flint Exquisite corpses laying where the bodies had No bombs over Baghdad, just drones with When life gives us we learn to drop Lemonade So fellas shall we get in formation? Bump pied piper R up out the trunk this scraper Do the end of the world styling in our fitteds and Lure these stupid on a goose chase Use whatever's up in my suitcase I got a whole jones for this open And my flow so we don't need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll read formal prose Bet you Butler knows how to make us A Lauren Olamina in up world A black magic woman still called girl But the only is change holmes So get the supplies and leave up out our bay homes Got the kit and six gallons of gas Got Diggs in the and Raf in the back Got this passenger seat
and the last of these Go north Daveed, just gun it til country Do it moving fluid like with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon us safe It's the water water and an instrumental tap, let's go They'll get behind us I mean half of em hybrid but most of them We got nothing but power we got but time I got Kwudi's new beats and of My Mind Nothing in Napa but the scent of the grapes No palate-cleansing tapas for discriminate Nothing left in but one popped bubble We got two dudes and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we repopulate The two of y'all and me that's actual insanity Like eww, that's really guys It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country with nothing
[Verse 9: Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the depths of the bunker I was confounded when I came to Dumbfoundead me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the summer But winter came and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bickered bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our Sickened we hunted other the weak and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a garlic roll from and Busters And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to lick his fingers for But it kind of gave me indigestion I and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale butt That I my head upon for my perpetual slumber We frail and kvetch and wail It's curtains, my are numbered And I'm numb to pain, yet one remaining gives me comfort I made a yelling my opinions loudly I might matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's cheeks
I finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a broken And maybe there's survivors on the surface in working on sipping red, red wine