O'Shea, Get ass in here, boy You me calling you?
When I was young, I used to hang with the seventh Little bad motherfucker playing Invaders Fucking the girls in the fourth grade Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they
Walking with the bully By that, I had a lot of pull, G Cheating on tests, making a Cussing a sailor at recess
It must a a half moon 'Cause catch me running out the little girl's bathroom Chewing on and Plenties Got my gamble on at pitching pennies
Yo, I was living like the class Pulling all the hokes, all the jokes, man When you young hard to see That it's wrong throwing at the RTD
out your window with a BB gun Better yet knocking on your and run Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little Even though I was still blanks
As soon as the hit I was stealing candy out the corner I got my ass whipped 'Cause I was ten years old, doing shit
Thirteen, how old I was When my jimmy started getting a little fuzz And I was at any butt and ass Me and my started cutting class
Going up to the school Looking for any bitch I lie to 'em I was older than I really was Smoked my first joint and got buzzed
what a mack's made of But when I got my first piece of pussy I fell in Hard as a rock the way And I put the rubber on the wrong way
But I gotta have it Overexcited and like a jackrabbit Goddamn, I was hot A virgin but I knew how to lay pipe
Even the hoe worked me I still the boots from here to Albuquerque Then the shit got strange I started shaking and felt funny
the nut came gushing I jumped up got dressed and start 'Cause I thought the bitch broke my 'Cause I was still doing dumb shit
At 17 got my first And the life-long art of dragging To the in college Hung out with the and got some street knowledge
in cars and all that Hitting punk with a baseball bat Fucking at a real fast Till they said I might not graduate
Then I said, "Fuck the dumb Pops'll fuck me up quick" And continued
So I start about shit I been through And I got good Now I look at all the kids in the Trying to be macks Doing shit that I did seven back
Going through a But before can grow up they on the front page And they mommas is a fit 'Cause they died doing dumb shit