Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day four or five years ago
We is at the Conoco station
tires, and swattin' flies
And the state of the Union

When right out in front of the Baptist
a big old purple school bus
Had astrological upon it
And hippies and dogs inside

half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them commenced on the fireplug
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters
And leader was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense goin' and the out
We gonna camp in the park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You one string a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a whole lot of
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
Says a mess a' critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is always at the Conoco
Went on down to the swimmin' pool
To give critters a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too late
Them critters is all had their pants
Them dogs was the bathhouse apart
And after the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna have a jail full of crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And they lived in that school bus

Six later, there was nothin' in town
But eighty-four dogs and a shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the dogs all their brains out
And the whole damn town was critters
And the mayor was a cadet