A lot of people ask me, stupid questions A lot of people that, what I say on record Or what I talk on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I want to somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that Then I'll you You know
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger with a edge That will stab you in the Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate fags? the "yes" Homophobic? nah, just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals (ooh!) That's my balls, you'd better let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? checkin' the How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you directly to Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy needs Heal this child, help us destroy these Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't me, my mom can't neither You can't me a goddamn thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't able to stop these You can't stop me from these charts And you stop me from droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for these fuckin' Duh, and to think, it's little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause time I write a rhyme These people it's a crime To tell em on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I take shit from no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The came out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would up just as crazy as she Don't make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who turned But how the you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to me up for sayin' the word My morals went, the president got oral Sex in his oval on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In crashes and laughs As as it ain't happened to him shady, I'm as crazy as em- Inem and kim combined the in Replacin' the doctor cause dre couldn't make it He's a under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't make me kill him too and his brains all over the place I you dre, you should've kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me play it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the money and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag bitch and I kill you!
What? oh my god, don't me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around Don't kill me, please kill me I said I'm not gonna kill you Hurry the fuck up! you! Windows tinted on my ride when I in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So I'll be in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll hide for five Come back, the eyewitness Fire at the private eye to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd my nuts Tuck my in between my legs and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just it up To make you mad so kiss my naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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