A lot of people ask me, fuckin' questions A lot of people think that, what I say on Or I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that I'll kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger a jagged edge That will you in the head you're a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? the 'male'? How many you expectin' to sell After your second l.p you directly to jail? Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, ken? give me an (amen!) Please lord, this boy jesus this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital preacher, fifth grade teacher You reach me, my mom can't neither You can't me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch t.v, and comcast And you ain't to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for these retards Duh, and to think, it's just ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I a rhyme people think it's a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a But I don't gotta say a word, I just 'em the bird And keep goin', I take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The came out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who grow up just as crazy as she dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got I drink more liquor to you up quicker Than you'd want to me up for sayin' the word My morals went, the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In crashes and laughs As long as it ain't to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim combined the in the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today He's a little the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the I told you dre, you kept that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me play it, eh? I'm a Aight (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be right waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, don't me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around Don't kill me, don't kill me I I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you Hurry the up! Thank you! Windows on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So be disguised in it And if identifies the guy in it I'll hide for minutes back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my Tuck my dick in my legs and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it Shit, half the I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my naked ass And if it's not a rapper I make it as I'm a be a rapist in a jason mask
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